I'd rather be traveling

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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

- :
die
0-10 :
also probably die, but you still have to go to school
10-20 :
what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
20-30 :
i can't feel my face
30-40 :
suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
40-50 :
THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
50-60 :
IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
60-70 :
holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
70-80 :
*wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
80-90 :
okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
90-100 :
is it hot in here or is it just me
100-110 :
OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
110-120 :
stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
120-130 :
cactuses only
130+ :
you are literally on the fucking sun

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Person:
what are you doing?
Me:
not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain

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